help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
Now here’s what ACTUALLY happened: Beverly walks in wearing a comically oversized jacket and lets Winston and like six more dogs out of it. Everyone in the facility and the FBI realize a man that so many puppies agree is very nice can’t be a murderer so they let Will out and Winston subtly pushes Hannibal down the stairs.
Now, while I gather myself, let’s have a look at traffic.
Oh. Wow! …Well, that looks pretty good. Yup. Yeeeess. Okay, not too bad there either I see. Oh! That gentleman needs to slow it down! It is not a race my friend! Not a literal one, anyway.
That has been traffic."
— Welcome to Night Vale “Station Management” (via cynicalskin)
— e.e. cummings (via anachronisticfairytales)
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
hannibal isnt even making puns anymore hes just straight up confessing to anyone that will listen
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD~
WHY ARE YOU SO SHY
I ONLY FRAMED YOU FOR MURDER
I HATE TO TURN UP AT THE BHFTCI UNINVITED
COULDN’T STAY AWAY
I COULDN’T FIGHT IT
I HOPED YOU’D SEE MY FACE
AND THAT YOU’D BE REMINDED
THAT FOR ME
OUR INCREDIBLY ABUSIVE MANIPULATIVE FRIENDSHIP